It has been some time since I have last spoken you boys, and I apologize for that. I have been hard at work with my studies of the GRE, which so far has been pretty terrible... Well, it is not that bad, I just tend to psych myself out when it comes to four hour timed tests. I am not the best test taker, and me taking five years to complete college is evidence of that. Nevertheless, if you are planning on taking the GRE, I recommend taking a preparation course which is extremely helpful. Now onto more pressing matters:
Last week this champion of a vehicle was unfortunately thrown into the one called "The Highlander," which housed an old indian lady; a true recipe for disaster. Anyone who knows the Highlander, knows that it is a significantly larger breed of vehicle, which clearly resulted in all of the damage being exerted onto my WRX. If I were OG this is how it would've played out:
Crusin' down the street in my 0-6,
Slammin' the beats, passin' hot chicks.
Headed to the mechanic to get the scoop
Stupid drivers out there, old, bootsy and hoot.
A car slows up, who can it be?
A lame A Toyota, sittin' 'bove this G
She slams on her brakes and I start to say.
"Givin' her the bird then making my way."
BUTTTTTTTTTT Instead... CRRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHH
Now the dents in my hood are always jarred
You come acting that trash, your neck aint scarred!
Speaking the only three words of: "Why you hit?"
You can't understand me so I guess I'll split.
I wish I had time to continue this but I don't....
Unfortunately its back to reality. Only part of that is true. This is what really happened. I was driving down El Camino Real (Some of you may know what that is... Miles) and I was passing this church on my left, and I quickly read the title: "The Church of Self-Realization..." I took a double take and was like "What the crap, that's a weird name for a church..." and I turned my head back and slammed on my breaks, but it was too late... Boom... I rear ended and killed an old indian lady going 35 miles an hour. Not really... but I was PISSED and the only thing that I could say is emulated by this cat in Russia:
Twas a sad day. Repairs are going to be a B, and I am not looking forward to it.
Moral of the story... Don't waste your time looking at stupid churches while driving, or you will get in an accident, and watch that video because its hilarious.
Love you boys. Grahamerton out.
